SECRET FASCHOID LAWS IN SWITZERLAND FOR LAST HUMANS AND HARMFREE NONLIVINGBEINGS

BUYING GROCERIES = FORBIDDEN RESULTS IN PHYSICAL TORTURE

USING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION = PROHIBITED RESULTS IN CONTAMINATION

SMOKING A CIGARETTE = ILLEGAL RESULTS IN ATTEMPTED MURDER

GOING TOILET = RESTRICTED RESULTS IN ORGAN MUTILATION

TALKING = NOT WELCOME RESULTS IN PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE

REPORT CRIMES = HIGH RISK ACTIVITY RESULTS IN VIOLENT ATTACKS